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+#!/usr/bin/env node
+
+require('batteries').extendNative()
+
+var fs = require('fs')
+  , http = require('http')
+  , join = require('path').join
+  , Downloads = join(process.env.HOME, 'Downloads')
+  , created = JSON.parse(process.env.WATCH_CREATED)
+  , torrents = created.grep(/.torrent$/i)
+  , _log = []
+  , log = function(s) { _log.push(s); console.log(s) }
+  , writeLog = function() { fs.writeFileSync('/Users/sjs/bin/yarrr.log', _log.join('\n')) }
+
+torrents.forEach(function(torrent, i) {
+  log('>>> ' + torrent)
+  var path = join(Downloads, torrent)
+    , boundary = '48940923YARRRPIRATE3890457293'
+    , torrentData = fs.readFileSync(path, 'binary')
+    , torrentSize = torrentData.length
+    , data = [ '--' + boundary
+             , 'Content-Disposition: form-data; name="torrent_file"; filename="' + torrent + '"'
+             , 'Content-Type: application/x-bittorrent'
+             , ''
+             , torrentData
+             , '--' + boundary + '--\r\n'
+             ].join('\r\n')
+    , opts = {
+        method: 'POST',
+        host: 'h.samhuri.net',
+        port: 8080,
+        path: '/gui/?action=add-file',
+        headers: { 'Authorization': 'Basic YWRtaW46YWRtaW4='
+                 , 'Content-Type': 'multipart/form-data; boundary=' + boundary
+                 , 'Content-Length': data.length
+                 }
+      }
+    , req = http.request(opts, function(res) {
+        var responseData = ''
+        res.on('data', function(chunk) { responseData += chunk })
+        res.on('end', function() {
+          if (res.statusCode === 200 && !('error' in JSON.parse(responseData))) {
+            log('rm ' + path)
+            fs.unlink(path)
+          }
+          else {
+            log('!!! error ' + res.statusCode)
+            log('!!! ' + responseData)
+          }
+          if (i === torrents.length - 1) writeLog()
+        })
+      })
+  log('torrent size: ' + torrentSize)
+  log('total size: ' + data.length)
+  req.end(data, 'binary')
+})